David Tennant and Boobies or Why I shouldn't buy Coffee at 10 PM

At just before midnight on Monday, I was trying to unwind from work and I took the chance that Tennille would be awake nursing Sweet Boy and texted her. This is what happened.

ME: I had a ten minute convo with CuteCoffeeBoy tonight.

Tennille: So is he gay?

(I had been debating whether or not he was straight or not straight. He is a barista after )

Me: We talked about music. He is a  musician. Which doesn't rule out gay, but we didn't talk about show tunes so...I don't know, I think my gaydar is broken. And I'm listening to PBS and I think that David Tennant is narrating a documentary about birds.

 How's the for a non sequitur?

Tennille: We are BFFs your "non-sequitur" is "NORMAL"...lol XD

Me: lol 

It's called Penquins: A Spy in the Huddle and he does 3 episodes. 

 And it's his Scottish voice not his Doctor voice. 

Tennille: I could listen to Tennant narrate the Gettysburg Address. 

Me: He could read the freaking phone book. 

Tennille: " Yep. Yes he could...*sigh* 

Me: I like the way he says pain-gwen 

 He just said boobies! I'm sure he's talking about birds but... 

Tennille: hahaha 

Me: "Here the boobies have the advantage." He wonderful is that sentence when spoken by David Tennant? 

Tennille:" Oh geeze. Too funny. 

Me: I was shopping for bra's online when he said it. Really and truly.

And that ladies and gentlemen is why I should never be allowed to drink coffee after midnight while texting.