Real Housewife of North Idaho: Citizen's of Redneckville

ME!

Larch. My roughneck husband.

Johnny. Age 9. My son. Also known as The Boy or Tablet Head

Lily or Lilybean. My daughter. Age 6. I can't believe she is in Kindergarten now and can read (mostly).

Tim the Toolman--Larch's younger brother. He like's to modify things to make them bigger, faster, and more powerful.

The Hot Italian--Tim The Toolman's girlfriend. She has two sons, D and N.

Dorkfish--Tim the Toolman's teenage daugheter. Dorkfish is a nickname from when she was 7. She is now almost an adult and an amazing young woman.

The Artist--Larch's Sister. She paints. And sells her paintings.

JZ--The Artist's husband. In the winter, he wears a ZZ Top style beard; in the spring, he shaves it off and looks like a whole different person. He is Johnny's fishing hero.
The Artist and JZ have a one year old son, I don't have an alias for him yet.

Superman-Larch's youngest brother. He used to be comic book obsessed. Then he had kids.

Lois Lane-Superman's wife (duh). She is the baby in the family, as far as the adults go. I'm not sure how she survives their Irish Twins and goes to school.

BamBam-Superman and Lois Lane's oldest. He is 4.

CJ--Superman and Lois Lane's Youngest, He is 3.

Mama T--My mother-in-love. Larch's mom. Yes, I was intentionally redundant.

Mom and Dad--MY parents

Auntie Am-My sister