Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Eager for the Easter Bunny

Today, I turn 27. My son cares that it is my birthday for 3 reasons. One: I'm fairly certain he loves me. Two: there will be cake. And three: we are only a few days from Easter and the inevitable visit from the Easter Bunny.

Johnny has been telling me for two weeks everything he wants the Easter Bunny to bring him. He is certain that if I email his list to Mr. Bunny, he will have the best Easter basket ever. He also wants me to ask how he gets into our house. Does he come down the chimney like Santa Clause? And he tells me to ask if Mr. Bunny can hide the eggs outside this year.

I remember when I was still young enough to believe in a giant bunny who hid eggs all over our house. Every year we could count on a number of things in our Easter basket. My sister and I always received a movie (usually with a religious theme, like the TNT movies Jacob and Joseph), a book (also with a Christian bent), a Reese's Peanut Butter Egg, some sort of chap stick or lotion, and of course, jelly beans.  When I was 16, just after I obtained my drivers license, I received my favorite Easter Basket: candy, movie, book, and a set of my own keys to my parents Blazer.

The Easter Bunny will indeed arrive to our house in a few days. I can't wait. My kids will eat chocolate eggs and jelly beans for breakfast (saving the black ones for Grandmama). I will wrestle them into fancy clothes for church, where they will play off their sugar high in the nursery and 4-year-old class. I will try to instill in them the idea that Easter is not about eggs and a bunny, but about a savior who died, and an empty tomb. I will try to tie the Easter Bunny to this truth  the way we tie Santa to Jesus' birth. The Easter bunny leaves gifts to celebrate the gift of God's love. Maybe I will tell them that he hides eggs the way the Romans tried to hide Jesus's body behind a stone. Maybe I will tell them that when Mr. Bunny leaves, instead of "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night," he shouts "He is not here, He is risen!"bunny-cross.jpg

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Christmas Realization

On the 12th day of Christmas it occurred to me:
12 cans of Dr Pepper disappears quick
11 months ago would have been a good time to start preparing
10 people or couples other than my kids means a lot of wrapping
9 batches of cookies have disappeared, I hope I had help
8 hours of sleep is a pipedream
7 days with no nap makes a cranky Johnny
6 hours of sleep is a pipedream
5 fingers plus a candy cane is a sticky hug
4 year olds have long Christmas wish lists
3 sets of grandparents is a crazy busy Christmas weekend
2 kids love me so much
1 Baby in a manger is all I really need

Monday, December 19, 2011

Top Ten Things My Parents Forgot to Tell Me About Christmas

10) Once you move out of the house, no one buys you Christmas Jammies anymore. (At least not snuggle cute ones you can wear in the morning while opening presents)

9) After about 13 or 14, you stop receiving presents you can open and play with between breakfast and dinner on Christmas day.

8) Spending the night at Grandma's on Christmas Eve is great.  Helping Santa get the presents to Grandma's without tipping off the kids, not so great (or easy).

7) That happy-carefree-magic-Christmas feeling you love so much about the season, stops once you have children to feel it for you.

6) Family Christmas photos are not only stressful, they are expensive.

5) Eggnog made Grandma drunk when she got run over by a reindeer.  She wasn't putting nutmeg in it.

4) Frosty the Snowman and Jingle Bells are not only the greatest Christmas songs ever, they are also the most annoying.

3) Once you have kids, you cannot eat all the Christmas candy, cookies, and fudge you want with out consequences.

2) Your spouse will not stuff your stocking they way your parents did; this does not mean they suck at, they just do it differently.

And the Number one thing my parents didn't tell me about Christmas...

Being a Parent on Christmas is a million times better than any gift you ever have or ever will receive from anyone.

Merry Christmas,
Brea

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Santa's Cellphone

Today we went to take free pictures with Santa at Cabela's. However, Johnny and Lily didn't need to tell Santa what they wanted because I brought him out of the stone age three months ago when I told my son I texted Santa every time he was naughty. I mean really, if he can give kids cellphones for Christmas, he must have a smartphone so he can follow all the bad things we say on twitter and facebook. I imagine he plays angry birds to.
Whether he has a cellphone, or a magic, snowball, or just ESP, Santa is to us and to our families what we grow him to be in our children's minds.
My mother collects Santa figurines. In fact, I believe the last count was around 300. Needless to say, he was a big part of Christmas growing up. Not as central or important as Christ, but still a big part. He's not as big to my kids. They don't bug me to go see him. Actually, we almost didn't see him this year because I just didn't think about it.  Johnny's favorite part of Christmas is making cookies. Then again he was Santa for Halloween last year.